I swear, Russia hasn’t advanced past 1985.

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  • #I'm watching ridiculousness #and they had a segment called Russian auto association #and it just looks like the 80s in every video haha
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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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  • me:*owns 264 unread books*
  • me:*buys 17 new books*
  • me:*rereads harry potter*
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fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

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unless you’ve got

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my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron

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